I am also the First Design Child to Tony Gines. All other designers came after me and are much less important.
After two years of working incredibly hard at iFixit, I knew it was time to leave the nest. So I dropped everything and moved back to my actual nest in the Bay Area. Now my dear mother texts me 5 times a day asking me where I am and gets annoyed when I come home past 11 pm. She also doesn't knock when she comes into my room which is kinda rude. But she makes me delicious food things, so it all works out.
I once took the battery out of my computer and put in a new battery all by myself, and it was a very thrilling experience. But then, a while later, I had to take my laptop to the apple store to replace a thing, and I was very nervous because I thought the ghost of Steve Jobs might arrest me for replacing my battery without his permission. But the nerds at the Genius Bar didn't notice, so it was all good. The end.