It's not unrepairable. It's just unrepairable by unequipped amateurs, which is where iFixit sell their bits and pieces.
And those same things that make it more difficult to repair, also make it less likely to go wrong in the first place.
Again, not in iFixit's commercial interest to encourage.
"We're so close to the Touch Bar we can almost, well, touch it."
except that you broke it in step 13, so mind you don't cut yourself.
"These speakers likely blast their impressive sound through the side air vents."
Eyes are useful, but for some things Ears can be a better tool?
"...fingerprint reader, the tech has been around since at least 2004...."
But Apple's works. Not just as a demo, but on an everyday basis.
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