I may be alone in this regards, but it's a Flathead Screwdriver, a Flathead Drill Bit, and therefore, a Flathead screw.
Seems like it would make a brilliant "example computer" for a Computer Technology lab. It's the device and the textbook in one, easy package.
Also, there is no better place to store a USB flash drive than in a computer, where it can never be lost.
Shade definitely thrown.
Why did you contact Blizzard about a Hewlett-Packard product? Of course they won't be able to help!
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