Great writeup. I have but one question.
Where's the no-way-to-identify mystery chip that routes all of your data back to NSA? And where is the other no-way-to-identify-except-with-rainbow-color-paint chip that sends your traffic data to Google for targeted ads while you browse the Web?
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