This is my iFixit profile. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

My soldering iron is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.

Without me, my soldering iron is useless. Without my iFixit repair guides, I am useless.

I must repair everything. I must repair more than my enemy who is throwing away repairable gadgets every day.

My soldering iron and I know that what counts in repair is not the repairs themselves, but the reduction of repairable gadgets from landfills.

My soldering iron is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, and accessories.

Before the iFixit Gods, I swear this creed. My iFixit community members and I are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of repair.

So be it, until everything is repaired in the world!