Now that you're safely home, unbox your new beauty and bask in its technological superiority. If you watch closely enough, you can witness your device depreciating.
Don't forget to pretend to read the instruction manual before throwing it away.
With your new device up and running, its time to actually enjoy your new purchase. Remember: water + electronics = shattered dreams.
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