Foiled again! The battery comes out of the Fire Phone, but its connector remains captive to another bracket. When sternly wagging a finger at it fails to do the trick, we extract it the conventional way.

It may not be an eternal flame, but Amazon claims this 2400 mAh battery is good for up to 285.5 hours of standby, 22 hours of talk time, or 8.5 hours of web browsing over Wi-Fi.

Our spudger has braved Fire before, so the connectors on these newfangled flat antenna cables are easily vanquished.

Amidst the sea of connectors, we spy a familiar sort of standoff screw. We're all for fighting fire with fire, but in this case a tiny flathead driver will do.