Fluberknobber

My Problem

Battery discharged too freaking fast. Faster than s**t through a goose.

My Fix

I only had to kick my dog twice out of anger while performing the job. I only had to threaten my family-didn't have to actually beat them!!

My Advice

I now have a phone that will last almost as long as I do in the sack. I am known for my ability to go for a really long time. I mean, like-a really long time. To the point of wearing the poor women out.