Action Hero Toolkit

 
 

Action Hero Toolkit

Not for sale

Not for sale

Product Details

Features

Features

Few tools. Endless possibilities.

Bobby Pin - Pick locks or keep your mullet funky fresh with this heroic hair product.

Strike Anywhere Match - Seven second campfire.

Rubber Band - Bazinga!

Bubble Gum - Not just for chewing.

Birthday Candle - Suitable for a "Happy Birthday MacGyver" cupcake. Or slow burning fuse.

Paper Clip - TPS reports should be stapled. Bombs should be defused with a paper clip.

Shoelace - Makeshift handcuffs. Makeshift shoe binder.

1¢ Stamp - Cover your laptop webcam to protect yourself from the NSA. Or send a postcard in 1873.

Duct Tape - Exactly as strong as MacGyver's jawline.

Pocket-Sized Toolbox - Easily carried by any action hero with pockets. Not compatible with superhero tights.

(Mullet not included.)

 

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There wasn't really a problem, I got the action hero toolkit as a gift for a friend.

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I haven't delivered the gift yet, but I did post images of the kit on my FB page and got a lot of nice comments...and at least one comment that really didn't understand the concept.

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