|[* black] We may not have super strength, but we put this case to the muscle test. The results: this lacquered plastic is as strong and blue as [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captain_Planet_and_the_Planeteers|Captain Planet].|
| [* black] It's good to know that, though the rear panel is made with plastic to presumably cut costs, Apple did not compromise build quality in the process.|
|[* black] Next we rip out the 5c's still-beating ~~heart~~ ports.|
|[* black] Much like internal organs, these ports are connected, so there is no easy way to get at just one of them.|
| [* black] Continuing this analogy, our ideal person, much like our ideal device, would be modular [http://d3nevzfk7ii3be.cloudfront.net/igi/ZTPnamNGqAuv4lq3.large|like this] (work safe, we promise).