My Problem
Dog knocked over a beer onto the Macbook air, lost about half the beer in the computer, the other half in me once I saw what happened.
My Fix
Using iFixit's website and guides I was able to disassemble the Beerbook air and use rubbing alcohol to clean up all the parts, put it back together to restore it back to a working Macbook air.
My Advice
Don't get a clumsy dog or don't leave a beer unattended near electronics.
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