pollytintop wrote:

this is a polite, friendly and happy site. this kind of post

makes you look impolite, unfriendly and very grumpy. There

is a way of expressing your dissatisfaction with this

product without having to resort to expletives. Just because

you've used some fan dangled symbols doesn't disguise your

lack of consideration for others using this site. In future

please treat fellow users of this site with more respect.

oldturkey03 wrote:

You might try some mood stabilizer. You are

obviously having some issues that are a little deeper than

just your keyboard issues. To bad you have to blame Apple

for your oversight of replacing the batteries before they

caused the corrosion.

My therapist says it’s ok to use my outside voice since released from….. well, it’s tacky to drop names. Despite my incessant profanity that I pride myself while articulating and emphasizing points that are too often missed due to giddy banter of the incredulous coincidence that your Best Buy prototype failed on yet another complete stranger 3000 miles East of your sugar coated, happy assed polite post, …. I do recognize and strive toward building and growing with my classy vocabulary and embrace the opportunity to do so as I express myself. And from your feeble attempt at plagiarism, I can see that you recognize and strive toward expressing yourself with the first multi-syllabled big word that someone else used first so that you may indulge in your mild and farcical diplomatic fit of retorts. Minor oversight on your part, You impressionable Jack !@#. And dialogue warning boxes that pop up on computer screens warn for LOW batteries, not exploding ones that contaminate and fuse battery compartments together you stupid !@#$%^& sheltered twit!! Furthermore, do I strike you as the type of person who censors hard uncut raw smack with symbols??! This site employs a auto sensor feature, brainiac. Don’t toss your naïve, gullible, Beaver Cleaver opinion all over the internet while the cable tv washes over you. Double tasking is not your fortay. !@#$%^’ Aj squared away goodie two shoe straight laced Penelope Annes!!! Now ban me from this gay !@# site and think twice before you shake your finger in someones face. It’s EZ to act like a fearless granny from the comfort of your living room and as you can see, just as EZ to Get Served. (and then yank the post down as soon as possible as to avoid embarrassment.)

PS. Hey this new keyboard works pretty good. If only I could’ve gotten some dip stick littered forum to pay for it. But the manufacturer will do just the same. If half of you would sack up about the strangest of design flaws and Twilight Zone anomalies instead of wining about it on forums, it might be more of a known problem that gets fixed by the manufactorer. Thanks for the tip on the mood stabilizers. Looking into that.