Wow. I really don't know what to say. It's customers like this, blindly following the manuals we give them, that really exemplify everything that is wrong with this world.

Really. I mean really. Messy, you should be going out and buying the new MacBook Pro. How dare you even consider fixing your old machine? Don't you realize that the economy needs you to spend more money?

Really. Is it necessary for you to go out of your way to fix something? How many poor, starving Apple engineers did you put out of a job by not buying a new computer? And those poor, poor children working in scrapyards in Africa won't be able to make $.25 off the raw materials they could have extracted your computer. For shame.

You are quite the model citizen, Messy. Really.